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Crewneck Sweatshirts

Sounds like an Ish-You, Not Ish-Me Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: The perfect shirt for when someones got issues and it aint your problem! This shirt features Trick from my graphic novel project Venture Cats currently being shown off on Patreon.com/ChrisWharton

Tags: dont care, funny, humor, i dont care, ish
Caution I'm Not On My Meds Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Make those around you laugh and wonder if they shouldn't be a little nicer to you today with this design.

Tags: adhd, anxiety, beware, caution sign, depression
Beholder on the Phone Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Even Beholders love watching funny cat videos on TikTok and Instagram. They're screen addicts. It comes with having so many eyes!

Tags: d2o, dnd, dungeon master, dungeons and dragons, game artwork
Lean Mean and Full of Steam Golem Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: You've reached the Boss Monster and its Lean Mean and Full of Steam! Watch out for that maul and those stubby crab legs!

Tags: boss monster, construct, dnd, dungeons and dragons, gamer apparel
Baby Tentacle Slime Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: If you love adorable monsters this tentacled cutie is just for you! Its like a jelly fish, had a love child with a squid, and maybe a beholder too! I'll call him Squishy!

Tags: adorable, baby monster, cute, d20, dnd
Gelatinous Cuties Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: "Who says monsters can't be cute? This adorable design features a gelatinous cube and a bunch of adorable slimes - perfect for TTRPG players who love cute and quirky creatures!"

Tags: adorable, cute, dnd, dungeon, gelatinous cube
My Alignment is Impatient Wrecking Ball Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: I'm not waiting for the NPC to tell us his backstory!!! I want to kick in the door and get into the action! If your style is to kick in the door and deal with the aftermath later, then this is the shirt for you! It's for all the Impatient Wrecking Balls out there!

Tags: alignment, d20, dnd, dungeons and dragons, funny
I'm Not Lost Just Exploring Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Who says getting lost is a bad thing? These adventurous cats are on a mission to explore, even if it means taking a few wrong turns along the way. Embrace your sense of adventure with this fun and lighthearted design!

Tags: not lost, adventure, forrest, dnd, ranger
Your Stealth Check Failed Beholder caught you Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Stealth checks aren't always easy, especially when you're up against a Beholder. But hey, at least you'll have a funny story to tell afterwards! Share your TTRPG humor with this awesome design.

Tags: dnd5e, failure, beholder, dnd, ttrpgs
Minotaur Running Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: If you want to find the treasure at the center of the maze you will have to face off the mythical Minotaur! Big baddie is strong AND fast so your STEALTH skill is your best friend!

Tags: mythology, monster, fantasy, taurus zodiac sign, maze
Sitting on a Mimic - Necromancer Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Nothing says both Bad@$$ and Moron quite like sitting on a mimic! It all depends on who you are, and how well you know what you're doing.

Tags: cat, dark wizard, dnd, drooling monster, dungeons and dragons
Nekomancer Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: A little cat necromancer. Nothing more :) This little guy was the very first drawing I ever did of my character Guppy from my comic "Venture Cats", which you can check out on my Patreon!

Tags: necromancy, necromancer, rpg, sorcerer, wizard
Left Unsupervised Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: The perfect phrase for those who like to get into a little trouble every now and then! Whether you are sneaking into a dragon's horde, or maybe doing so not so stealthily, this is the shirt for you!

Tags: horde, thief, dragon, take the money and run, fantasy
I'm Fine Slime Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Do you ever say you're fine when you're dealing with some stuff, and just don't want to share that burden. Yeah, me too. Here's hoping you all are able to either let stuff roll off your back, talk it out, or get toxic people out of your life!

Tags: dnd, dungeons and dragons, gamer apparel, gamerlife, gamer life
Take the Treasure and Run - Bull Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Treasure is the name of the game! It's our goal when we enter a dungeon to find that sweet sweet loot and find a place to spend it! This design features Bull from my comic Venture Cats!

Tags: adventure, cat, d20, dnd, dungeon master
Bad to the Bone Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Nothing says Bad to the Bone like a Bone Golem!

Tags: badass, bad boy, d20, d and d, dnd
Nope Rolled a 1 Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: It's a big fat NOPE when you roll a 1. Point made clearer with a purple d20 to nail home that sense of dread, fear, and DOOOM. Get this for your friends who cant seem to stop rolling critical fails as a reminder to get some luckier dice!

Tags: failure, bad roll, ttrpg, unlucky, bad dice
Slime Found a Snack Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Slimes love to snack. But really, don't we all.

Tags: acid, cute, food, foodie, gelatinous
Bills to Pay and Monsters to Slay Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: You work hard for your money. So hard for it honey. Why? Because you've got to pay for stuff! Whether you are answering a pushing a pencil or swinging a pick broadsword, we all have bills to pay.

Tags: bills, dnd, dnd memes, dungeons and dragons, job
Beholder Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Evil and Paranoia incarnate! What's not to love!

Tags: d20, eye, monster, eyes, dnd
Silently Judging You Cat Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Do you ever get the feeling your cat is judging your every single life choice? Just staring in disbelief as life just keeps throwing you curve balls? Yeah, they totally are... those judgmental little $#!theads.

Tags: watching you, cat, watching, pet, kitten
Red Dragon Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Red Dragons are awesome. You know this. I know this. That is all :)

Tags: dungeon master, gamer apparel, dragon lover, dragon, dnd5e
Blue Dragon Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Blue Dragons are awesome. You know this. I know this. That is all :)

Tags: dragon lover, dungeon master, dragons, tabletop, gamerlife
Evil & Paranoid by Nature Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Evil and Paranoia incarnate! What's not to love!

Tags: villain, monster, floating, eyes, eye
Making Friends - Necromancer Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Everyone loves making new friends! Necromancers just take that a little more literally. This shirt features Guppy, a cat necromancer, from my upcoming graphic novel Venture Cats.

Tags: cat, friends, funny cats, necromancy, skeletons
Take the Treasure and Run - Hawk Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Treasure is the name of the game! It's our goal when we enter a dungeon to find that sweet sweet loot and find a place to spend it! This design features Bull from my comic Venture Cats!

Tags: adventure, cat, d20, dnd, dungeon master
I Regret Nothing! Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: When you risk stealing from a dragon, steal big! And Regret Nothing! This design features a Cat Thief stealing a whole mess of gold from a dragon, and running like her life depends on it!

Tags: blue dragon, cat, dnd, dnd5e, dragon
My Alignment is Chaotic Neurotic Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: There are times when your DnD alignment needs to be more obvious.

Tags: chaotic, d20, dnd, dnd5e, dungeon master
My Alignment is Sarcastic Wiseass Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: There are times when your DnD alignment needs to be more obvious.

Tags: gamer clothes funny, dnd, dnd5e, dungeons and dragons, gamer apparel

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